Ze Middle Kid

Jan 27

Oh. My. God.
*heart explodes* 

Jan 24

Bitch Girlfriend

She’s such a C U Next Tuesday.

That is all. 

Jan 13
Pretty damn good for not knowing karate…

Pretty damn good for not knowing karate…

Jan 13
Jan 13
Jan 13

quote The most beautiful people we have known are those who have known defeat, known suffering, known struggle, known loss, and have found their way out of the depths. These persons have an appreciation, a sensitivity, and an understanding of life that fills them with compassion, gentleness, and a deep loving concern. Beautiful people do not just happen.

— Elisabeth Kübler-Ross
Jan 13

Kids these days…

…Need to learn how the fuck to walk to and from their bus stops. From Kindergarten to my senior year of high school, I walked to the end of my street to catch my bus. All the kids in the neighborhood now need their mommies and daddies to drive them there. I also saw a parent waiting in their car AT THE END OF THEIR OWN DRIVEWAY.

Seriously… It’s like two fucking feet. I doubt your child is going to be kidnapped, catch pneumonia, get frostbitten, or fall ill in the time it takes to walk the four steps home.

That is all. 

Jan 13
Jan 12

Engagements…

They’re bullshit.

Jan 12
My love.

My love.