Ze Middle Kid

Jan 13

Kids these days…

…Need to learn how the fuck to walk to and from their bus stops. From Kindergarten to my senior year of high school, I walked to the end of my street to catch my bus. All the kids in the neighborhood now need their mommies and daddies to drive them there. I also saw a parent waiting in their car AT THE END OF THEIR OWN DRIVEWAY.

Seriously… It’s like two fucking feet. I doubt your child is going to be kidnapped, catch pneumonia, get frostbitten, or fall ill in the time it takes to walk the four steps home.

That is all.